limited monthly onboarding

Full management for alt creators. Grow 20% in 90 days or it was all free.

We're the management agency built exclusively for goth & alt creators. Traffic, content direction, funnel, chat, and sales, all handled. 50/50, zero lock-in, leave whenever you want. You never spend a cent we didn't earn you.

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For alt creators doing $10k+/month. Application takes 3 minutes.

The 8-minute breakdown: exactly what we do, the full terms, and why the guarantee exists.

The terms, up front

No fine print. This is the whole deal.

You've seen ten agencies in your DMs this month. Here's everything they make you sit through a call to find out, stated up front, because you shouldn't have to negotiate to learn the basics.

50/50

The standard split. Never above it, never negotiable.

Every creator on the roster is on identical terms. A cut that bends for whoever pushes hardest isn't a standard, it's a tell.

+20% or free

The guarantee

If your revenue isn't up at least 20% by day 90, measured against your trailing 30 days at signing, we waive and refund our entire cut. 90 days of management, free.

Zero lock-in

Leave anytime. No notice period.

Say the word and we're out. No contracts running out the clock, no exit fees, no hostage negotiations. Your page stays yours.

100%

Full transparency

Weekly report on every number that matters, and live visibility into your account's chat whenever you want it. You should never have to ask what's happening on your own page.

"If an agency won't bet its own fee on the result, it doesn't believe its own system. We do. Your revenue grows at least 20% in 90 days or everything we did was free."

the guarantee, in plain terms

Documented results

$24K to $132K/mo in ten months.

Our team took one creator from $24K to $132K/mo net: +449% January to December, in two clean step-changes, with verified monthly screenshots.

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5.5xJan to Dec net revenue
+104%from audience growth alone
+93%more from chat & conversion systems
What we take over

Everything except being you.

You keep creating. We run the machine around it, built for the alt niche, not adapted to it as an afterthought.

Traffic

Growth systems tuned to alt audiences: the fans who spend on your aesthetic, not generic volume that never converts.

Content direction

You already make content that works. That's why we signed you. We direct what to amplify, what to price, and what the data says your fans want more of.

Funnel & pricing

Your page rebuilt as a system: promo cadence, vault strategy, PPV pricing, and offers that match how alt fans actually buy.

24/7 chat, human, always

A real person sends every single message. Our chatters are sales-trained and tooled up to know your persona, your fans, and your vault. Nothing automated, nothing your fans can smell.

Sales

Chat is where the money is made. Ours are run like a sales floor: trained daily, measured on revenue per fan, reviewed every week.

Reporting

One weekly report with the numbers that matter and what we're doing about them. No dashboards you have to decode.

Week one: the Day-One Cleanup

Before any growth work starts, we clean house: dead mass messages withdrawn, vault rebuilt and repriced, and a big-spender analysis of your existing fanbase. Most creators see a visible revenue bump in the first week. Proof arrives before you've risked anything.

Who this is for

Deliberately picky.

We onboard a limited number of creators every month, because overdelivering for a few beats coasting for many. Every application gets a free 5-minute growth audit of your page, even if we're not a fit.

You, if

  • You're an alt creator: goth, tattooed, punk, egirl, alternative
  • You're doing $10k+/month on your page
  • Your revenue is flat or sliding: self-managed and stalled, or burned by a generic agency
  • You want a partner that eats the downside, not another pitch deck

Not you, if

  • You're just starting out. Under $10k/month we genuinely can't earn our keep, and we won't pretend otherwise
  • You're the girl-next-door niche. There are a thousand agencies for that; we're not one of them
  • You want someone to build your content from zero. We amplify what's already working
The questions you should ask

Run your checklist. We'll go first.

Why would I give an agency access to my account?
Because chat is 80%+ of revenue and it can't be done well at 4am by one person. But access should never mean blindness: you get live visibility into your account's chat whenever you want it, a weekly report on everything, and you can pull access the moment you decide to. If an agency resists any of that, that's your answer about them.
50% is a lot. Why would I give up half?
Half of a number that grows beats all of one that's sliding, and if it doesn't grow at least 20% in 90 days, you pay nothing at all. 50/50 is the industry standard for full management; we sit exactly at it, never above, and it's identical for every creator on the roster. What you're actually buying: traffic, content direction, funnel, 24/7 trained chat, and sales. The full machine.
What exactly happens if you miss the 20%?
The baseline is your trailing 30 days of revenue at signing, from your own stats. If your 30-day run rate by day 90 isn't at least 20% above it, we waive and refund our entire cut for the period. Not a credit, not a discount on the next quarter. The money back. And the guarantee doesn't lock you in; you can leave at any point along the way.
Am I locked into a contract?
No. Leave anytime. No notice period, no exit process. The moment you want out, you're out, and your page goes with you. The horror stories you've read about 12-month lock-ins and held accounts are real. Our answer is to not have a lock-in at all.
Who is actually talking to my fans?
A trained human, every message, around the clock, never a bot. Every chatter works from your persona document (your voice, your boundaries, your no-go list) and is measured and reviewed weekly. Nothing goes out that you couldn't have sent yourself.
How do I know you're legit?
Run every check you want; we'll help you run them. The team has years inside this industry on the delivery side and works inside a network of agencies running these exact playbooks at scale. More importantly, the terms put the risk on us instead of you: if you don't grow, we don't get paid. Ask us anything on the call, including the uncomfortable questions. Especially those.
Limited monthly onboarding

Your aesthetic already sells. Let's run it like it.

Apply in 3 minutes. If you qualify, you'll book a call on the next page and get a free growth audit of your page either way. We take a limited number of creators each month; when a month fills, applications roll to the next one.

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